Firefly fanfic: "A Rose-Scented Afternoon, or Keeping Your Gorramn Mouth Shut", PG-13

Title: A Rose-Scented Afternoon, or Keeping Your Gorramn Mouth Shut
Author: H. Savinien
Rating: PG-13 for talk of sex and Chinese vulgarity, also gender-bending
Disclaimer: Firefly and all associated creations belong to Joss Whedon, not myself. All characters will be returned only slightly traumatized.
Notes: Crack!fic request dedicated to Bytemite. Mal/Jayne femmeslash. Characters were renamed Mallory and Jay. 'Sly' is a slang term meaning gay (poss. refers only to men).
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( A Rose-Scented Afternoon... )