When you see this, post an excerpt from as many random works-in-progress as you can find lying around. Who knows? Maybe inspiration will burst forth and do something, um, inspiration-y.

Since I um, organize my fic once they're typed up, even the WIPs, this isn't too hard. Omitted (most) things less than three sentences long.

( Fandom: Rowlingverse, Narnia, Good Omens )

 

( Capes )

 

( Various original universes )

 

( PPC missions )

 

PPC Headquarters is genderbent. Agent Glass deals with it.
PG-13 for implications.
Follow the fake cut...
(A Brief Interlude.)

Well, I finally got myself moving and made a new website for Agent Glass and Agent Lena of the Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Department of Mary-Sues, Pirates of the Caribbean division.  That would be myself (Glass) and my high school buddy (Lena.)  We are part of an international voluntary fanfic police force, attempting to inform the fanwriters of the world just where they can stick Faerie Princess Elianestera the half-nymph, half-dragon changeling daughter of Galadriel when she declares her love for Frodo.  Essentially we provide concrit for those writers who need some work to fit their stories into canon (or a reasonable approximation, or a humourous facsimile thereof) and write our own characters into the works of those who ignore and or flame these concrits.  Then we "deal" with the problems ourselves.  Personally, I'm a Mary-Sue assassin.

Our website may be found here, with a link to our one completed mission log.  The second should be finished sometime this summer.  Come visit. ^_^