Thoughts on graffitti

[hsavinien]

Dear LJ,

Today I saw a defaced sign in the bus on my way home.  Between the "No smoking" and "No loud radios", there is a "No eating" symbol, with an ( / ) over a picture of a hotdog, a sandwich and a soft drink.  The sign had been altered with a red sharpie to read "No eating dick" and the hotdog had been...modified in predictable ways.  The bus was too full for me to get at it with my black sharpie to fix it, but I would like to share this reaction and commentary.

a) It is unlikely this was done by a woman, so...
b) You realize this implies you don't want a blowjob yourself?  Ever?
c) ...really?  No, seriously?  Because I kinda thought guys were in favor of blowjobs.
d) While I agree that the bus is not the appropriate venue for such activities, you obviously need to think this through a little better.
e) I hope your girlfriend, should you ever be so undeservedly lucky as to attract one, never gives you a blowjob.

What do you think of my assessment, LJ?

Sincerely,

H. Savinien

P.S. Also, my presentation on fandom today went quite well - I spent the class dressed as a Trill Science Officer (Ensign Ylazra, OFC) - and I have a bit of a cold.

Comments

[agenttrojie.livejournal.com]

*laughs hysterically*

A++++ reaction. Someone out there has *special* logic. Unfortunately, I suspect they weren't thinking in terms of women or themselves being involved at any point in the apparently forbidden activity, but whatev, your logic is win and theirs is fail.

I hope your girlfriend, should you ever be so undeservedly lucky as to attract one, never gives you a blowjob. Best curse ever!

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

Tsk. That the assumed gaze is male only weakens their claim to clear thinking further.

^_~

[yuri-shoujo.livejournal.com]

Me thinks it's good the bus was too full d: graffiti is graffiti whether you're writing something smart or not. AND I THINK CANADA DEPORTS FOR THAT SORT OF THING!

That said, yeah. Fail.

Unless they meant don't chomp. Because man, if I had a dick, I wouldn't want it chomped.

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

I was just going to scribble out the previous additions... There wasn't enough room for all the necessary points.

[yuri-shoujo.livejournal.com]

Still trouble. d: It's more ink they have to clean off, even if you're doing a probably right thing. <3

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

*pout*

[yuri-shoujo.livejournal.com]

I know. The Man sucks. *pats*