I'm working on it. Sadly, that is one of the least of her crimes. The worst varies between "Complete inability to capitalize, spell, punctuate, or write a complete sentence" and "Romantically pairing a thirteen year old angst-monkeyMary-Sue girl with a 105 year old skeleton" depending on my mood.
Skulduggery Pleasant, by Derek Landy. Awesome-fun young adult book (and sequel, Playing With Fire) stars aforementioned animate skeleton. Skulduggery is a private detective, an elemental mage, and a seriously snappy dresser. He's brilliant, but pairing him with a teenage human is Not A Good Thing. He was fully adult when he died, after all.
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Date: 2009-03-11 04:27 am (UTC)I read Diatomate and went "OH, THE TOOTHPASTE STUFF!!! Knew it sounded familiar..."
... I spy with my little eye a lambo....
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Date: 2009-03-11 06:07 am (UTC)... someone misspelt Bentley? KILL!
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Date: 2009-03-11 06:11 am (UTC)angst-monkeyMary-Suegirl with a 105 year old skeleton" depending on my mood.no subject
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