Elements

Trees ~ 74% Water ~ 55% Wind ~ 70% Earth ~ 37% Fire ~

No paper, no ring In the trees where frogs sing... Your colours are the dark orange and dark green. You are likely compassionate, romantic, reliable and devoted. However, this may sometimes cause people to take advantage of your kindness. You may feel stressed from working too much, too. You could try wearing a Tiger’s Eye; it strengthens your willpower and helps you think clearly. In detail: Your Heart Chakra, which is associated with the element of water and represents our sense of love and compassion, and your Creative Chakra, which is associated with the element of earth and represents our need to preserve and grow, are predominant. Your Throat Chakra, which is associated with the element of wind and represents our desire to learn and communicate, and your Ground Chakra, which is associated with the element of fire and represents our basic desires and driving force are not quite as prominent. These are the results you will get if you score highly on... None of the four elements: Balance Wind: Gust Fire: Blaze Water: River Earth: Valley Wind & Fire: Thunder Wind & Water: Clouds Wind & Earth: Canyon Fire & Earth: Lava Fire & Water: Tornado Water & Earth: Trees Wind, Fire & Earth: Storm Wind, Fire & Water: Stars Wind, Water & Earth: Forest Fire, Water & Earth: Avalanche All four elements: Harmony

Link: The Elemental Balance Test written by Nitsuki on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

A surreal IM conversation

savinien: hello?
cinchitupcwby: hi
savinien:  was there something specific you wanted to talk about or was it just to say hi and all?
cinchitupcwby: I need advice on getting out of this
savinien:  out of what?
cinchitupcwby:  can u see?
savinien:  *peers at webcam feed* are you...tied to something?
cinchitupcwby:  chained
savinien:  er, how did you manage that?
cinchitupcwby:  not sure woke upp like this
savinien:  lean back a bit, let me see.
savinien:  handcuffs?
cinchitupcwby:  seee?
cinchitupcwby:  yes
cinchitupcwby:  and no keys
savinien:  the chain--how big are the links?  how much space in the loops?
cinchitupcwby:  standard prison shackles
savinien:  give me a measurement, here.
savinien:  approximate
cinchitupcwby:  36
cinchitupcwby:  '
cinchitupcwby:  "
cinchitupcwby:  "36
cinchitupcwby:  "hand can not fit out of cuff
savinien:  have you got access to a hairpin or something around that size and shape? try picking the lock.
cinchitupcwby:  nopers
savinien:  right.
savinien:  erm, I'm going to have to suggest calling for help.  You need someone with wire/lock cutters.
cinchitupcwby:  no phone?
savinien:  okay.
savinien:  um.
savinien:  have you got a paperclip?
cinchitupcwby:  should i just chain the otherr hand up and get it over with?
cinchitupcwby:  no ppclip
savinien:  probably no hacksaw available, right?
savinien:  Is there anyone within yelling distance?
cinchitupcwby:  no
savinien:  what is it that the other cuff's attached to?
cinchitupcwby:  answer my question shoulg i?
cinchitupcwby:  the headboard
savinien:  do you mind breaking the headnoard?
savinien:  *headboard
cinchitupcwby:  yes
savinien:  screwdriver?
cinchitupcwby:  no
cinchitupcwby:  answer my question
savinien:  *looks back over conversation for the question*  I wouldn't really suggest that.  I thought the idea was to get out
cinchitupcwby:  watch tell me what u think
savinien:  *glares at screen* if you're hitting on me, piss off.
cinchitupcwby:  no
cinchitupcwby:  just watch *chains self further*
savinien:  ...?  how does this improve things? *watches in mild disbelief as he moves around at random, chained to the headboard by both wrists*
savinien:  I'm really afraid that there's nothing I can do to help.  I hope you're expecting visitors within a reasonable amount of time.
savinien:  'bye.  Sorry.