hsavinien

Title: Shrubbery
Author: H. Savinien
Universe: Rowling
Rating: PG-13 (for the f-word and mentions of boysex)
Pairing: Remus/Sirius, as usual
A/N: Bunnies, I tell you. Bunnies.

“Jaaames...” Peter moaned, face squinched up with discomfort, “They’re doing it again! Make them stoooop.”

“Doing what, Wormtail? Who?” James asked distractedly, staring bemusedly at the parchment that should have 2 ½ feet of Charms essay written on it already.

“Sirius and Remus. They’re debauching each other in the shrubbery. Again!”

“What, you’d rather they do it in our dorm? Fuck, Pete, just be glad it isn’t winter.”

Wormtail squirmed, turning green. “Eurgh. Can’t you make them stop?”

James stared up at him, squinting over the top of his glasses. “Stop Sirius and Remus shagging? Do I look like Merlin?”