hsavinien

Title: Domesticated
Author: H. Savinien
Universe: Rowling
Rating: PG
Pairing: Remus/Sirius, as usual
A/N: Another post after only a few days! Amazing. Anyway, after being annoyed by all the Uke!Remus manga fanart out there... In my mind Remus/Sirius is, above all, a meeting of equals, not some D/s game.

“So, Paddy, has our Moony proposed yet?”

The sound Sirius emitted could best be inscribed as “Nkgeh?!” He glared at James and sputtered more, similarly incoherent syllables, finally managing, “What?!”

“Weeell, I just figured, what with your girly hair and being a member of a...domesticated species, shall we say...” James prudently vaulted over the back of the sofa, dodging the hurled book.

“Wanking, toad-spitting goblin slime...” Sirius yelled. “You’ve got girlier hair than me, you-!”

“I’m trying to read,” observed Remus from the fireplace alcove. “Sirius, don’t abuse library books.”

Sirius froze. “Er. Didn’t see you there, Moony.”

James chortled.