WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN. (Sherlock, spoilers for s2e3)

[hsavinien]

*hugs Lestrade a lot*  You don't deserve this, Greg, you really don't.  *pets*  I know Sally and that git were trying to do the right thing (more or less), but it's all right.  Sherlock understands and John probably does as well.

*offers Mrs. Hudson tea*  The boys will be okay, really.  Herbal soothers will probably be in order, though.

*kicks Moriarty's prone form on the rooftop*  JERK.  SLIME.  GREK'KA'SHEN.

*swats Sherlock, then pets*  Arse!  You had better talk to him IMMEDIATELY IF NOT SOONER.  Also, that was not a good thing you did, I don't CARE if you think it would keep him safe. NOW TELL HIM. *pets*

*gives John ALL REMAINING HUGS IN THE WORLD*  It's going to be okay, really, it's going to be okay. *sniffles*