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List 12 people from various of your fandoms.

1. Stephen Maturin
2. George Cooper
3. Reginald Jeeves
4. Alberich
5. Maladict(a)
6. Mirax Terrik
7. Enjolras
8. Zoe Washburne
9. Rakkety Tam MacBurl
10. Kurt Wagner
11. Anamaria
12. Elrohir Peredhilion

Note for future reference.  Squirrels are a bad idea for this list.
Now answer the Questions:

1. Have you read a 6 (Mirax)/11 (Anamaria) fic? Do you want to?
No...no I haven't.  Damn, that'd be great, though.  Two sexy,  independent-minded women, each with their own...boats.  Pre-Mirax/Corran, though.

2. Do you think 4 (Alberich) is hot? How hot?
Er, yes...sort of.  Mostly intimidating beyond belief.  My emotions tend more towards great, great respect and admiration, not lusting.

3. What would happen if 12 (Elrohir) got 8 (Zoe) pregnant?
There would be BREAKING of the BRAIN, even if it is biologically possible.  Because no.  Zoe + elf = no.

4. Can you rec any fic(s) about 9 (Tam)?
Sadly, no.  The closest I could get would be the Official Fanfiction University of Redwall.

5. Would 2 (George) and 6 (Mirax) make a good couple?
Oddly, yes.  They're fairly similar in nature and both have a sharp sense of humor.  They're more likely to make up horrible, ego-bruising pranks to inflict on others or start running the local intelligence/underground network than get it on, but it could work.  (Bar each other's warrior lover showing up with big sword.)

6. 5/9 (Maladicta/Tam) or 5/10 (Maladicta/Kurt)? Why?
Erm...I'm going to go for Maladicta/Kurt on this one simply on biological terms, because Tam's a *squirrel*.  I doubt either would suit her, though.  Too honor-bound.

7. What would happen if 7 (Enjolras) walked in on 2 (George) and 12 (Elrohir) having sex?
Honestly, he'd probably start ranting about there not being time for such things and that the revolution must come before such bodily conceits, but...damn.  Brain-melting sexy.

8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 (Jeeves/Kurt) fic.
Jeeves, having taken temporary leave of service from Mr. Wooster (last seen sporting a lavender top hat and carrying a mandolin), takes service under an invalid professor in the United States.  One of the professor's wards, a gallant, flamboyant young German, is much lonelier than his outward manner suggests.

9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 (Stephen/Zoe) fluff?
Good God in Heaven, please, no.  Zoe would put up with Stephen's secretiveness, but there is no way she would ever form a relationship with him.  He does have a tendency to fall for women who are bad for him, but that wouldn't make fluff.

10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 (Enjolras/Elrohir) hurt/comfort fic.
"A Wounded Friend."  Something about Enjolras brings out the urple prose in me.

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Alberich) to deflower 1 (Stephen)?
Alberich ends up stuck behind enemy lines with Stephen and Stephen convinces him that there would be medical benefit...I guess...?  

12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 (Enjolras) slash?
Probably.  I definitely have.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read 3 (Jeeves) het?
Not to my knowledge.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Anamaria)?
Possibly.  She's verra pretty.

15. Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5 (George/Alberich/Maladicta)?
If paid and/or bribed...[profile] squirrelarmy probably would.

16. What might 10 (Kurt) scream out at a moment of great passion?
Something religious in German.

17. If you write a songfic about 8 (Zoe), which song would you choose?
"Battle of Cambreadth."  Totally.

18. If you wrote a 1/6/12 (Stephen/Mirax/Elrohir) fic, what would the warnings be?
Warnings: Crackfic, threesome, het/slash, elf, AU, anachronisms.

19. What might a good pick-up line for 2 (George) to use on 10 (Kurt)?
"I've some tricks myself, laddybuck.  Shall we trade secrets?"

20. When was the last time you read a fic about 5 (Maladicta)?
Last week sometime, on my regular skim through my favorites list.  Mal/Polly, my favorite crossdressing soldier boys...girls...yeah.  ^_^

21. What is 6's (Mirax) super-secret kink?
Green hair.  Er.  Eyes.  Totally.

22. Would 11 (Anamaria) shag 9 (Tam)? Drunk or sober?
Never in a million years, trashed or not.  SQUIRREL.  Talking, sword-wielding squirrel.  If he were human, possibly, but she'd have to be a bit drunk unless she's got it bad for Scots.

23. If 3 (Jeeves) and 7 (Enjolras) get together, who tops?
Jeeves, usually.  I'd imagine being in control of the ABC gets a bit trying.  It's good to let go when you relax.

24. 1: Stephen
9: Tam
4: Alberich
11: Anamaria
12: Elrohir
3: Jeeves
5: Maladicta
"Stephen and Tam are in a happy relationship until Tam suddenly runs off with Alberich. Stephen, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Anamaria and a brief, unhappy affair with Elrohir, then follows the wise advice of Jeeves and finds true love with Maladicta."
What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Title: "Why a Scottish Squirrel?  Why?"
Readers: [profile] risuchan06, [profile] squirrelarmy, [personal profile] yuri_shoujo.  Out of sick, sick curiosity.
Writer: Well, I can *imagine* [profile] squirrelarmy writing it.

25. How would you feel if 7/8 (Enjolras/Zoe) was canon?
I would seriously wonder why Enjolras lived as long as he did.  Idealistic revolutionaries they may both be, but the idealism's spread a lot thicker than the good sense on his side.

26. Who would make a better college professor: 6 (Mirax), or 11 (Anamaria)?
Mirax.  She could teach aviation physics or something.  Market Economics, perhaps.  Heh.

27. Do you think 2 (George) is hot? How hot?
Heck yeah!  I was torn between wanting to be and do him when I was younger.

28. 12 (Elrohir) sends 8 (Zoe) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Elrohir sends Zoe to take out a band of orcs.  There is orc goo littering a large swath of mountain path.

29. What would 5 (Maladicta) most likely be arrested for?
Being a Woman in uniform.  Very carefully, as pissing off vampires is generally regarded as a Bad Idea.

30. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Enjolras) or 8 (Zoe)?
Zoe.  Zoe is a very dangerous person.

Date: 2008-03-10 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yuri-shoujo.livejournal.com
*snrk* "Something religious in German." XD That might be awkward... I need to do this meme later when I'm not at work. x3

Date: 2008-03-10 07:43 pm (UTC)
ext_85481: (Default)
From: [identity profile] hsavinien.livejournal.com
Well, y'know. Something like "God in heaven" or something. Only in German.

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