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[hsavinien]

Title: Shrubbery
Author: H. Savinien
Universe: Rowling
Rating: PG-13 (for the f-word and mentions of boysex)
Pairing: Remus/Sirius, as usual
A/N:  Bunnies, I tell you.  Bunnies.

 

“Jaaames...” Peter moaned, face squinched up with discomfort, “They’re doing it again!  Make them stoooop.”

“Doing what, Wormtail?  Who?” James asked distractedly, staring bemusedly at the parchment that should have 2 ½ feet of Charms essay written on it already.

“Sirius and Remus.  They’re debauching each other in the shrubbery.  Again!”

“What, you’d rather they do it in our dorm?  Fuck, Pete, just be glad it isn’t winter.”

Wormtail squirmed, turning green.  “Eurgh.  Can’t you make them stop?”

James stared up at him, squinting over the top of his glasses.  “Stop Sirius and Remus shagging?  Do I look like Merlin?”

 

Comments

[yuri-shoujo.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahah. My first thought was wouldn't it be kind of uncomfortable to do that in a SHRUB? Sticks in weird places, nothx.

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

Heh. Well, yeah, probably. But privacy's a little hard to find. As Peter could assure you. Besides, if you've got a cloak to throw over the ground and stamp it down a bit, you should be fine. Note: I know this from personal experience only for sleeping, but it should apply to shagging as well.

[yuri-shoujo.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah. Hum, I'll keep that in mind if I ever need to find a private shagging place while camping. I'll also know EXACTLY what you're up to if you suggest a traipsing in the shrubbery. The more you know....

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

*snicker* =^_^= Aw, caught already?

[yuri-shoujo.livejournal.com]

Yep. I'd rather not have a stick go the wrong way. That'd be a tragic loss of my virginity, honoes.

xD

ARE YOU PAPER WRITING? I like this cd btw. It's happy. ^_^

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnort*

Er...yes, sort of? I finished my reading for the paper and checked back on the paper requirements to find that it's to be six pages, not five. >_> Bleh.

Yep! ^_^ Glad you approve.

[yuri-shoujo.livejournal.com]

Awawrgh. Sucky poo. T_T <3 good luck cutieface.

Yar. ^_^

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

-_- Yah. Thanks, dearling.